Sure, you can go to Man Registry for options, but they don’t really encompass the reality of marriage: Where are the sex toys? Here are 15 suggestions you might want to add to your wish list.

See the list -> Asylum, tips by: Emil (thanks!)

For those who’ve spent hours studying the recently discovered, yet unidentifiable leftovers hiding in the back of the fridge, here’s some advice to keep you from spending days in the bathroom.

See the list -> Asylum, tips by: Emil (thanks!)

In honor of this fine, meat-themed competition, we’ve decided to present you with the strangest grills conceived by man. Vegetarians may want to turn away.

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After searching our souls, and spending a long time looking at ourselves (and each other) in the mirror, we decided to put together a readers’ choice version of the 69 Most Memorable Pin-Ups Ever (That We Missed).

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We’re all for being worldly, but we’re also amazed and amused by the wonderful mistakes people around the world make with that verbal stew known as English.  Here are some of the best we found on the Web, but feel free to send us your own discoveries.

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Sometimes it’s getting behind the wheel after too many drinks and not enough panties. Sometimes it’s agreeing to co-star with Kevin Costner, assured that this flick is definitely the comeback. Yet with the folks we’ve gathered here, the inability to gauge right from wrong is as plain as the ink on their face, or thigh or navel.

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Every adolescent boy has dreams, and those dreams are usually helped along by a poster of a fantasy woman that’s perfect for hanging above the bed. There’s Farrah, Pamela, Cindy, Rita, Angelina, Marilyn and more. But which was the most unforgettable? Using trigonometry and high-level calculus, we’ve named the 50 most memorable pin-up posters ever.

Check it out: Asylum,  via: DoubleVIking