There’s a perfect time and place for every song. There’s also a potential disaster looming around the corner for that ringtone you just downloaded. Here are 25 awkward ringtones that you don’t want blaring from your cell phone in certain situations.

Check it out: Voip-News, tips by: Carl (thanks!)

We’re all for being worldly, but we’re also amazed and amused by the wonderful mistakes people around the world make with that verbal stew known as English.  Here are some of the best we found on the Web, but feel free to send us your own discoveries.

Check it out: Asylum, via: GorillaMask